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Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
Being around someone so much, you catch their habbits
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Guys who still open doors for girls
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
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