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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 129
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
"I need a drink or 12."
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
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