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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 128
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
When i see your face theres not a thing i would change LOL JK just the direction im walking
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
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