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Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriageLost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wineHanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
No calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like madNo calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like mad
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
I don't want the summer to end...I don't want the summer to end...
No honey, you only THINK you have haters... The truth is we, the people, barely know of your species :)No honey, you only THINK you have haters... The truth is we, the people, barely know of your species :)
hey dude . your so coolhey dude . your so cool
ni vazna velikost..vazen je rok trajanja^^ni vazna velikost..vazen je rok trajanja^^
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign languageChuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
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