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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 34
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
How can I "let go" of the past, when it has such a bloody firm grip?
Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
Babe if you were my homework , i'll do you all night
All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.
"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
I like to drink beer, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
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