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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 36
Being a free psychologist to your friends
life is a beach.., im just playin iin da sand.!<3
Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.
People should fall in love with their eyes closed
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
When life is hard, I take a nap.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
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