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'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
Unknown Drunken Injuries
PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do every day.
You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out.
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." -Bob Marley
Being generally confused, about everything.
GIRL FACTS: When she wants a hug she will just stand there,When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand,When a girl is quiet millions of things are running through her mind...
Dear Life, You have some explaining to do.
Getting caught in those "Its not what it looks like" moments.
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