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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 40
GFY does NOT mean GOOD FOR YOU...:P
I want you to LEAVE, and be happy, and NOT come back.
Lucky for you mirrors can’t laugh out loud.
In our last call you said: "I'll talk to you later" and you never did
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
OH MAI GAH! I GOT MY PEW PEW GUNS OUT OF AMMO!!!
Being so hot, you stalk your own profile
Calling someone ugly won't make you pretty. Calling someone fake won't make you real. Calling someone dumb won't make you smart.
lover s*cks love doesn't
If it is true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why mothers cry at weddings.
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