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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 42
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
hey dude . your so cool
I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.
I love you Atanas forever & always<3
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
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