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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 44
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
Meowing at cats until they meow back
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
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