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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 46
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
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