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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 49
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
Unknown Drunken Injuries
I want to. But I shouldn't. But I REALLY want to.
Touching Things That Say "Do Not Touch"
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