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I miss u.... I need u ... More & More....each daY I luv u More than world ... can ever say ?! <3
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That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...
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happiness,happiness,happiness.....
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Love me in the right way !
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1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
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If You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xD
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I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:
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When you admire something you should say NOT BAD NOT BAD try it!!!!!!!!!!! B$
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How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
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That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
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