Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 35
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
I'm not wrong. You are just too STUPID to grasp what I'm trying to explain. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life :) [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Why cheat? if your not happy, just leave.
Love makes you hold on to things you should not but who are we to know any better? [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥ [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
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