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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 35
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
I Can. But I won't.
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Having inside jokes with yourself
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..
I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
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