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Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)Does anyone else turn their pillow over to feel the cold side? :)
Be careful who you open up to, only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.Be careful who you open up to, only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad.""No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?" Ever look at your ex and just think, "was i drunk our whole relationship?"
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass. Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.
When you finally let go of the past, something better comes along.When you finally let go of the past, something better comes along.
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