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Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking.Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking.
I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovelyIf the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovely
It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!! IT'S SO FLUFFAAAAAY!!It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!! IT'S SO FLUFFAAAAAY!!
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu." "Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
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