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"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
Like if you don't smoke.
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .
"It's impossible." said pride. "It's risky." said experience. "It's pointless." said reason. "Give it a try." whispered the heart.
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.
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