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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 62
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.
When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.
If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
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