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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 63
Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.
Our eyes are at the front, because it's better to see where you're going rather than where you've been.
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
I JUST WANNA HUG YOU & SAY I LOVE YOU! ♥
Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
How play fighting turns into kissing :)
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
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