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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 99
Getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see again
Using complicated words when arguing against dumb people.
Being a free psychologist to your friends
Randomely laughing because you remembered every thing funny
Sometimes I stop thinking just in case someone is reading my mind
life is a beach.., im just playin iin da sand.!<3
: i'm just want look you happy <3
- Eminem: I'm not afraid! - Chuck Norris: I love the way you lie!xD
Talking in different voices so your neighbours think you have friends
Jumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fat
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