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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 97
I Can. But I won't.
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend
Mjau, I'm a kitty :3
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