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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 94
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
I just came out of church and i feel fresh !! dont get meh angry as its a sin and its sundai the day of rest xxx In the name of the lord the holy sprit . Amen xxxx
Partying Hard. With tea, the internet and my cat.
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
Being In A Relationship Where You Can Act Silly Together
I Don't Hate You, I've Just Lost All Respect For You
Sorry. Edward Cullen Won’t Be Your Boyfriend. He Doesn’t Exist.
"ITS F**KED" is a legitimate diagnosis
I love it when bus drivers wave to each other
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
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