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Cheating on my Exam: (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)(↑_ ↑)(←_←)(→_→) ;D
When younger kids get into an argument with you. B*tch, I`m older than you. Bring it on.
The awkward moment when you realize you texted the wrong person.
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie...
LIKE IF:I walk into a room, forget what I need, I walk out, and then remember.
That awkward moment when you don`t understand a joke but laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke.
Laying in bed, remembering a conversation in your head, and imagining what you should`ve said instead.
``Can i see your phone?`` ``One second, *delete *delete *delete ,here you go.``
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
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