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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 95
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XD
I ♥ my dad
How can I "let go" of the past, when it has such a bloody firm grip?
My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.
I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
The more I see, the less I know, the more I like to let it go
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