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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 90
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
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