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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 87
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
Life's too short to remove usb safely
I must go. My planet needs me.
If it makes you happy, do it! ;D
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