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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 84
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
Women only belong in the kitchen? No action in the bedroom for you then.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
all we need is diet.
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