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If you did not see it with your own eyes... or hear it with your own ears.... DONT invent it with your SMALL MIND and share it with your BIG MOUTH...! On the contrary ..Ask your doctor if "Shutting the Hell Up" is right for you...!!?? DUH..! :DIf you did not see it with your own eyes... or hear it with your own ears.... DONT invent it with your SMALL MIND and share it with your BIG MOUTH...! On the contrary ..Ask your doctor if "Shutting the Hell Up" is right for you...!!?? DUH..! :D
"Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. ""Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. "
I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥I am proud of my heart. Its played, cheated, burned and broken. But somehow still works.♥
It doesn't matter where you go in life, what you do or how much you have, it's who you have beside you...It doesn't matter where you go in life, what you do or how much you have, it's who you have beside you...
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn MonroeA wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floorHOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumba*s When You're Wearing EmI Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumba*s When You're Wearing Em
When I see you on, it makes my day! But when you start the conversation, my day can't be better! <3When I see you on, it makes my day! But when you start the conversation, my day can't be better! <3
that feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a bonerthat feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a boner
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