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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 80
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
No brain no pain.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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