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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 77
Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.
"I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing.
Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.
Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer?
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
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