Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 74
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend
Mjau, I'm a kitty :3Page: