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I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.I tried being normal once. Worst 5 minutes of my life.
You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.
AT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clueAT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clue
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows" User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laughMirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
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