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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 71
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
*LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN*
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE sleeping but never want to go to bed early.
Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
I'll just sleep 5 more minutes...7:05...7:10...7:15...8:30?!?!?!? CRAP!
I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
If teachers are so smart, why do they ask so many questions???
♥Its hard to wait around for something you know might never happen; but its harder to give up when you know its everything you want.♥
OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
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