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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 69
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard
You’ll never find the right person if you don’t let go of the wrong one.
There's 6,697,254,041 people in the world but i want you :)
If the world ends in 2012, I've wasted my whole life in school. . . lovely
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
Im a girl but i rather hang out with boys because it is less drama!!!
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