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When you admire something you should say NOT BAD NOT BAD try it!!!!!!!!!!! B$
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...
keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!
I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!
I love boys who play guitar :)
Don’t be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better.
-How did you know ?? - Im a girl i know everything.. ! - okeeeyy now the real reason ?? - facebook
^ne joci peter vec od paris hilton^
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