Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 68
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you! [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
A man in the kitchen is sexy
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
No calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like mad [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
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