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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 72
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
I still remember the first time I talked, met, and hung out with you (:
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
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