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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 73
no many no fany
The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
Drugs are bad..Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
to see you naked ^^
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..
hy frdz enjoy ur life smothly
People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...
I don't deserve anything :/
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