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Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noisesStanding in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchenWaving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With ThemLicking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolismEating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Johnny, la gente esta muy locaJohnny, la gente esta muy loca
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