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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 89
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
Those moments with a little devil and angel on your shoulder.
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
I'm so ready for those long summer nights :)
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