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all we need is diet.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Look at your status, now back to mine, now back at yours, now back at mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about the other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like. I’m on a computer.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
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