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That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...
1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
Like if you love Annoying orange :)Like if you love Annoying orange :)
I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!
I'd rather be hated for what I am than be loved for what I am not .. :(I'd rather be hated for what I am than be loved for what I am not .. :(
I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...:*I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...:*
She was my friend not my bff so if she is angry with me I don`t care about herShe was my friend not my bff so if she is angry with me I don`t care about her
why my body vibrate when I see you ? cause of you .. NOT AT ALL .. it's my phone reminding me to forget the past :Pwhy my body vibrate when I see you ? cause of you .. NOT AT ALL .. it's my phone reminding me to forget the past :P
Enough With The Poking, Let's Just Have Sex Already!Enough With The Poking, Let's Just Have Sex Already!
-You are too smart. -What does thet mean? -You are annoying!!!!-You are too smart. -What does thet mean? -You are annoying!!!!
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