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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 111

"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do""Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutellaRomantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at itBelieveing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolismEating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
"I need a drink or 12.""I need a drink or 12."
Being around someone so much, you catch their habbitsBeing around someone so much, you catch their habbits
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drinkSome friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
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