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The only B word you should call a girl is beautiful..... b*tches love that
Treat others the way you like to be treated, karma forgets no one.
We have 2 hands, legs, eyes and ears but only 1 heart? B’coz other one is given to someone else. Go and find it.
Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking.
I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older, it sucks.
Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)
What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
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