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It's easier to have guy friends.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
We have 2 hands, legs, eyes and ears but only 1 heart? B’coz other one is given to someone else. Go and find it.
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
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