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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 22
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
When life is hard, I take a nap.
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Moments where you just smile and think, "I love life."
PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do every day.
You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out.
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it.
I Don't Hate You, I've Just Lost All Respect For You
that great feeling after a successful high five!
Slapping your pockets to make sure you haven't lost anything.
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