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To be aware is to be alive, To stand still is to Die....
It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!! IT'S SO FLUFFAAAAAY!!
Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.
"No friends in common" "So that's a 'no' to Mujhammad".
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