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It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥
Don't play games with a girl who knows how to play them better!Don't play games with a girl who knows how to play them better!
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones areAs we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
Get a life!!!Get a life!!!
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