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I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Guys who can cook
Having weird inside jokes with your friends
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
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