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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
do it than talk^do it than talk^
the awkward moment when your friend becomes a presidentthe awkward moment when your friend becomes a president
You are so yesterday.. I never thought you'd lost my love this way ...You are so yesterday.. I never thought you'd lost my love this way ...
lift your middle finger high,shout at your life "nice try"lift your middle finger high,shout at your life "nice try"
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
Drugs are bad..Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!Drugs are bad..Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.
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