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Best Facebook status updates - July - Page 49

*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat.""Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked.""Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me""You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else'sDoing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean itI wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of themTalking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
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