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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 48

"I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing."I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing.
Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
You Can't Change The Past, But You Can Learn From It ;)You Can't Change The Past, But You Can Learn From It ;)
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
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