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High Heels ♥
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do every day.
Sitting in maths and thinking, nananananananana batman
Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
When there's something you want, fight for it. Don't give up - no matter how hopeless it seems, even when you've lost hope, cause years from now you're gonna look back and wish you gave it it one more shot, cause the best things in life don't come easy.
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