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Best Facebook status updates - October - Page 46
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
Why can't people see that theres more to me than what's on the outside? If people just put their judgmental ways aside and look beyond the freckles and bad jokes, they might see there is a real person with feelings underneath. Humans put their faith in objects that will only be here for a while. The only thing that is worth more than gold or diamond or silver, is someone to share your thoughts and feelings with...
I don't want to be someone I'm not. So why can't you let me be me?
I Love Weed ♥
My Best Friend is a Scorpio! ^_^
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
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