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“Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough.”
Surround yourself only with people who are going to lift you higher.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
2011 please be better than 2010 :) ♥
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
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