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Best Facebook status updates - July - Page 44
Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep.
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
"NO IPODS IN SCHOOL!" "Yeah... cause Eminem is gonna rap me the answers..."
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
Immature = A word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
Love makes you hold on to things you should not but who are we to know any better?
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