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Best Facebook status updates - July - Page 41
Feeling like if you turn on all the lights, you will be safe from anything.
there are some people that aren't worthy to know them or even to talk to them and when they dont get what they want then they show their true faces
Guys are like bras. They hook up behind your back.
Friend: Hey dude!! How far are you from here? Me: I will be there in five minutes, if im not... read this message again.
Being strangers, then friends, then more than friends, then strangers again
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
Take me drunk, I'm home!
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH
lets go f**king mental.
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