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Best Facebook status updates - April - Page 38
I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
WTF = Welcome To Facebook
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
If you're rich,I'm free!
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Possibility of dream come true makes life worth living.....
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying .
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